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Bruce the body
Mini Mike doesn’t care for attractive women like this. He knows they would expose him for being unable to satisfy them with that penis that has a diameter smaller than a pencil.
Bruce the douche, hasn’t seen the outside world in weeks as he is a basement dweller I’m his moms basement. he has to have his microscope and tweezers on hand at all times to be able to see his tiny pencil lead micro penis….no girl has ever seen his “penis” since he is a basement dweller, however without his microscope they wouldn’t be able to anyways.
Bruce the body
At least I didn’t put myself on blast posting the most embarrassing penis the internet has ever seen with a troll attempting (but failing) to get it in her mouth.
She would of found more meat in a vegans favorite salad.
Mike Hunt
Bruce, you dumb fuck, I’ve never posted on here….just shows how delusional amd drugged your mom keeps you so she can continuously peg you throughout the day……
Bruce the body
Gotta do better than that mini Mike. You have exceptionally poor grammar, but this is below standards even for your bitch penis.
Mike Hunt
Bruce, you could have been prevented with a condom, too bad this didn’t happen and you continue to put your ignorance on display. You are a fucking loser.
Bruce the body
Please Mini Mike the Micro, get a job and build some self confidence. You aren’t the only man with a penis so small, most would consider you a female transitioning to a male. You just happen to be the angriest l.
Mike Hunt
Bruce the douche, let’s get personal since you clearly begged for it.
You’re not just small—you’re the human equivalent of a participation trophy nobody asked for. The kind they hand out at a micro-penis awareness 5K where everyone finishes last and still gets a “you tried” ribbon printed in Comic Sans.
Your entire online existence screams “I peaked in middle school when the lunch lady called me ‘big guy’ and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.” Newsflash: she felt sorry for you. Everyone always has.
You call me angry while you’re out here rage-typing essays about another man’s dick like it personally owes you child support. That’s not confidence, pumpkin—that’s clinical obsession wrapped in a crusty gym sock you call a personality.
Bet your browser history is 60% “average penis size by height,” 30% “why won’t women date nice guys,” and 10% crying emojis you send to your Discord kitten gf who’s actually a 47-year-old trucker named Carl.
You’re not transitioning to male—you’re still stuck in the “permanently friend-zoned by biology” phase. Your testosterone levels are so low they qualify for disability. Doctors probably tell you “it’s not a micropenis, it’s a microclimate,” then hand you a pamphlet for emotional support goldfish.
Keep telling yourself I’m the angry one while you refresh this thread every 47 seconds hoping someone finally validates the gaping void where your self-worth should be. Spoiler: they won’t. They’re too busy laughing at the guy who thinks “get a job” is a sick burn when his LinkedIn is just a selfie in a stained Tapout shirt and “open to work” in all caps.
You’re not a man with a small penis.
You’re a small penis wearing a man costume made of expired Axe body spray and unreturned Redbox DVDs.
Go cry in the shower again. Aim up this time—might actually hit something. 😘
Bruce the body
Nobody is reading all of that on a site like this. The silver lining is that Mini penis Mike learned how to use chatgpt 🙌🏻
Mike Hunt
Bruce, lesson learned here is that you still have rhe world record smallest micro penis and you will never get out of your moms basement to grt any ass….you fucking basement dwelling oblivious douchebag…….
Bruce the body
Go fix yourself mini cock mike.
look in the mirror and start deciding what you’re gonna do with yourself
MIKE hunt
Weak ass reply Bruce….you can’t keep up with the big boys when you don’t ride their coat tails…..also, your mom has no complaints about my thick 10″ cock inside of her….she said it was 10 times the size of yours….She also said you seem to have permanent whiskey dick and need to go get Viagra….
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Mini Mike doesn’t care for attractive women like this. He knows they would expose him for being unable to satisfy them with that penis that has a diameter smaller than a pencil.
The poor angry son of a bitch
Bruce the douche, hasn’t seen the outside world in weeks as he is a basement dweller I’m his moms basement. he has to have his microscope and tweezers on hand at all times to be able to see his tiny pencil lead micro penis….no girl has ever seen his “penis” since he is a basement dweller, however without his microscope they wouldn’t be able to anyways.
At least I didn’t put myself on blast posting the most embarrassing penis the internet has ever seen with a troll attempting (but failing) to get it in her mouth.
She would of found more meat in a vegans favorite salad.
Bruce, you dumb fuck, I’ve never posted on here….just shows how delusional amd drugged your mom keeps you so she can continuously peg you throughout the day……
Gotta do better than that mini Mike. You have exceptionally poor grammar, but this is below standards even for your bitch penis.
Bruce, you could have been prevented with a condom, too bad this didn’t happen and you continue to put your ignorance on display. You are a fucking loser.
Please Mini Mike the Micro, get a job and build some self confidence. You aren’t the only man with a penis so small, most would consider you a female transitioning to a male. You just happen to be the angriest l.
Bruce the douche, let’s get personal since you clearly begged for it.
You’re not just small—you’re the human equivalent of a participation trophy nobody asked for. The kind they hand out at a micro-penis awareness 5K where everyone finishes last and still gets a “you tried” ribbon printed in Comic Sans.
Your entire online existence screams “I peaked in middle school when the lunch lady called me ‘big guy’ and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.” Newsflash: she felt sorry for you. Everyone always has.
You call me angry while you’re out here rage-typing essays about another man’s dick like it personally owes you child support. That’s not confidence, pumpkin—that’s clinical obsession wrapped in a crusty gym sock you call a personality.
Bet your browser history is 60% “average penis size by height,” 30% “why won’t women date nice guys,” and 10% crying emojis you send to your Discord kitten gf who’s actually a 47-year-old trucker named Carl.
You’re not transitioning to male—you’re still stuck in the “permanently friend-zoned by biology” phase. Your testosterone levels are so low they qualify for disability. Doctors probably tell you “it’s not a micropenis, it’s a microclimate,” then hand you a pamphlet for emotional support goldfish.
Keep telling yourself I’m the angry one while you refresh this thread every 47 seconds hoping someone finally validates the gaping void where your self-worth should be. Spoiler: they won’t. They’re too busy laughing at the guy who thinks “get a job” is a sick burn when his LinkedIn is just a selfie in a stained Tapout shirt and “open to work” in all caps.
You’re not a man with a small penis.
You’re a small penis wearing a man costume made of expired Axe body spray and unreturned Redbox DVDs.
Go cry in the shower again. Aim up this time—might actually hit something. 😘
Nobody is reading all of that on a site like this. The silver lining is that Mini penis Mike learned how to use chatgpt 🙌🏻
Bruce, lesson learned here is that you still have rhe world record smallest micro penis and you will never get out of your moms basement to grt any ass….you fucking basement dwelling oblivious douchebag…….
Go fix yourself mini cock mike.
look in the mirror and start deciding what you’re gonna do with yourself
Weak ass reply Bruce….you can’t keep up with the big boys when you don’t ride their coat tails…..also, your mom has no complaints about my thick 10″ cock inside of her….she said it was 10 times the size of yours….She also said you seem to have permanent whiskey dick and need to go get Viagra….
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